Showing posts with label TMQ. Show all posts
Showing posts with label TMQ. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Yankees Stumble

The Yankees blew it last night, with A-Rod leading the way (0-5, 7 LOB, and an error). Michael Kay pointed out a dumb but oddly interesting A-Rod statistic: in recent history, he’s played much better in odd-numbered years. He won his MVPs in 2003, 2005, 2007. He hit higher in each of those years than in 2004 and 2006. He was clutchclutchclutch last year (at least during the regular season), much to the disappointment of his haters. He was fantastic with RISP, which this season is the downfall of the entire team including him. His numbers across the board this year are down, although he is hitting .312. Gotta love baseball.

One guy who remains a mystery to me is Jose Molina. His numbers are not very good: .227, 2 HRs, 14 RBIs. I say without exaggeration that it must be that I have been watching when he’s hit both home runs and at least 12 of the 14 RBIs, because if I didn’t have the numbers in front of me, and wasn’t reminded by his stats and by Michael Kay every time he came to bat, I would say he’s having a good season.

Stephen Hunter of the Washington Post wrote an interesting if not a bit scatterbrained article about loving and hating baseball.

TMQ loves to point out instances in which sports announcers claim to be able to distinguish tenths or even hundredths of a second, claiming it is absurd. I agree with him. In this week’s edition, TMQ notes that Olympian Usain Bolt reportedly broke Michael Johnson’s record in the 200-meters by one-fiftieth of a second. He writes, “Bolt is great, but declaring him one-fiftieth of a second better than the previous record-holder seems absurd. Reader Ryan Stormo of Bellingham, Wash., adds that a Canadian announcer declared Bolt had "smashed" the record. By a 50th of a second? Bolt is great, but declaring him one-fiftieth of a second better than the previous record-holder seems absurd. Reader Ryan Stormo of Bellingham, Wash., adds that a Canadian announcer declared Bolt had ‘smashed’ the record. By a 50th of a second?” TMQ must read Middle Relief.

Friday, August 15, 2008

Morning Argument

I’ve been told in recent days that not only is Michael Phelps the greatest Olympian ever, but that “Michael Phelps is America” – that’s a direct quote. Look, I can’t deny that what he’s doing is crazy and yes, I am super impressed. However, saying he’s the greatest Olympian ever is a typical knee-jerk reaction of our hero-obsessed (not to mention hero-manufacturing) society, and it needs to be checked. I have no doubt he’s the nicest guy ever who really just considers himself a normal person and he wants to bring toys and sunshine to all the children, etc. but let’s take a second here to look at some facts. First of all, there’s the tired argument that athletes today, not just in the Olympics but in every sport, benefit from technology and new science in ways that athletes from previous generations could have never imagined, rendering the comparison between generations moot. I don’t really think that’s a relevant argument, so I won’t even mention it. A much more relevant argument is the fact that in track you can’t run the same distance in four different styles to get four different gold medals. You don’t think Jesse Owens or Carl Lewis would have skipped or ran backwards or crab-walked on the track for 400 meters if it meant they could have more gold medals? Of course they would have. Swimming hands out gold medals like Orphan Annie secret decoder rings. Michael Jordan would have had more gold medals if they were awarded for free throw shooting, three point contests, dunk contests, and spinning the ball on your finger. There were athletes who won medals in three or four consecutive Olympics. If Phelps is still winning gold in 2016, we’ll talk.

This morning, Kathleen Parker writes about the little girl switcheroo in the Opening Ceremonies. She mentions British talent reality show winner Paul Potts as an example of a person of “ordinary packaging”, since he was chubby-cheeked and had imperfect teeth, who managed to become famous. Potts was born in 1970; it’s apparent to me that his parents never read the news, or else they may have picked a different name.

You shouldn’t be surprised: TMQ is back. As per usual (that was for you, Matt J), TMQ has an array of interesting, insightful, and frightening tidbits to share.

Dark Knight tonight, possibly. Let’s see if it lives up to the hype.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Links Links

A real grab bag today:


►George Will doesn’t buy that the polar bears are threatened, and he offers some more thought on the global warming fad.

►Lorne Gunter challenges the idea that the fad is a “settled science”.

►I haven’t been able to decide if Gene Wojciechowski of ESPN is a good columnist. I’m pretty sure he isn’t, but the verdict is still out. Anyway, here he apparently wishes there were more global warming as he bitches and moans about the recent decision to play the 2012 Super Bowl in “cold” Indianapolis. I have zero sympathy for sports writers who complain about the location of Super Bowls. His argument is that locations like Indianapolis, Detroit, and Minneapolis are no fun because they’re cold, and no one likes the cold, and the NFL is punishing not only the players but the fans (Oh, sports writers! Always thinking of the fans! How valiant.) by choosing these awful locations. “Playing in a Super Bowl is supposed to be a reward, not a reason to visit your local North Face outlet. And attending a Super Bowl as a fan is supposed to be the experience of a lifetime, a chance to break out multiple bottles of SPF 30.” First of all, isn’t going to the Super Bowl enough? It’s the freaking Super Bowl! As a player, that should be your ultimate goal, no matter where it is! Does Gene really think that players can’t afford to take their own vacations to exotic locales in the offseason? Not to mention, the NFL does offer this reward for good players, known as the Pro Bowl; which, incidentally, many players turn down invitations to! I guess tropical destinations aren't as important to players as Gene thinks they are. As a fan, seeing my team win the Super Bowl would be enough of a reward. Plus, if the point of the trip was to go to the beach, I’d go to the beach. On top of it all, whiny sports writers like Gene need to remember that they’re being paid to go to the Super Bowl and write crappy, unoriginal columns, so shut it.

►Speaking of football, I thought TMQ was gone until the fall, but he made a special appearance and wrote about why Bill Belichick should be suspended over Spygate. As usual, I have trouble disagreeing.

►Tom Friedman is terrific once again. He mentions Fareed Zakaria’s new book, which I think is great because in my senior seminar class at Mason, which was about globalization, one of the possibilities for a project was to come up with a TV show that would encourage dialogue between the West and the Islamic countries, and my choices for dream team hosts of this show were Friedman and Zakaria. Look for Zakaria’s book, “The Post-American World”.

►Finally, Ed Koch thinks that in the end (whenever that is), George W. will be seen in a similar light as Harry Truman: a President who leaves office with superbly low ratings, only to be reviewed later as justified in their fear (or realization) of a foreign aggression (the Soviets for Truman, extremist Islam for Bush). Koch also thinks that W’s Hitler comments were reasonable, and offers up the best explanation I have hear yet.

►In the mean time, the Yankees continue to free fall, although they pounded the Orioles yesterday. The Yankees have begun to stretch out Joba’s appearances in preparation to move him to the rotation. I am excited.

►Jon Lester’s no hitter was a great story and I am happy for him and his family. My challenge has been to try my hardest to not quickly hate the story, as SportsCenter had Lance Armstrong on the phone congratulating Lester and telling him what a fan he is, and various news outlets that Ted Kennedy watched Lester pitch and how significant that was. Guess what, people: it’s not significant. I take that back. It’s significant, but none more so than any other person in the world who has cancer watching Lester pitch. And the Armstrong call was just another example of how contrived and exploited everything becomes. If Armstrong had really wanted to call so badly, he would have done it in private. Do you really think that Lance Armstrong can’t get Jon Lester’s phone number, that he needed ESPN to hook them up?

►Exploiting loved ones is bad; exploiting loved ones who have asked specifically not to be exploited is worse; exploited loved ones who have asked specifically not to be exploited who are risking their lives in Iraq is even worse. I heard the story last week or whenever it was about the soldier whose phone accidentally called his parents’ house while he was in the middle of a fire fight and getting shot at. The parents weren’t home so a minutes-long message was left on their machine, so they had the displeasure of listening to their son call for backup, that he was out of ammo, that he was in trouble, and that an RPG was on its way right when the message cut off. They immediately called his post and got in touch with him some hours after the initial call; thank heavens that he and everyone he was with was reportedly fine. In that conversation, he asked his parents to “don’t tell Gramma”, he didn’t want anyone to be upset. And then the parents ran to the news station. Okay, to be fair I don’t know that they ran to the news station. But I do know that they are so dumb as to not see the irony in telling a news reporter that their son asked to not let his grandmother know what happened. Oh I get it. Maybe they knew Gramma was going to be at bingo when the news was going to be on so she’s miss it. That must have been it.

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Once Again

I think the reason I'm such a fan is because he is able to, through examples, (such as this week's examination of the NFL draft and all its absurdity - a sentiment I held long before I started reading this column) show just how ridiculous and needlessly artificially complicated many things and issues are, and how they can be broken down into clear, logical, digestible ideas. I find myself nodding or grunting in agreement for the duration of my every reading. I'm talking, of course, about this week's TMQ article. (He won't be back until August after this.)

Fresh off reading that, I saw this. Not only is he predicting next year's draft order, which is effectively predicting the order in which every NFL team will finish this upcoming season, but also which NCAA players will have breakout years and which will slump, and...here is where I would go on for pages and pages about how senseless that is, but to be honest, Easterbrook has done it already, and much better than I ever would be able to.

Edit: I almost forgot to mention that in his article, TMQ expresses his wishes for the Bills to return to their old uniforms. The paragraph he devoted to that constitutes the most coverage the Bills have gotten this entire offseason, aside from their plans to play a regular season game in Toronto. More thoughts on the Bills later.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Walk Straight!

First of all, why can’t people walk in straight lines? You don’t need to prove your sobriety on the way to work, but you also don’t need to drift from one side of the sidewalk to the other as you walk, which you’re probably doing very slowly, by the way. Enough already.

Second, I love how John Stossel (John Stossel!) has become a dependable anti-alarmist. (What is an anti-alarmist in its own right? A calmist? An unsensationalist?) I have come to enjoy reading his regular stuff.

Finally, for the moment anyway, is this excerpt from the latest article by Gregg Easterbrook, also known as the Tuesday Morning Quarterback on ESPN’s Page 2. I’ve included all the links and recognition so we don’t get sued (as if we have a readership, much less ESPN representatives who would care). I eagerly await TMQ’s article every week during the football season, often keeping a browser tab open on Page 2 and refreshing every minute or so until it is posted, and then I immediately schedule lunch. He has a distinctive, clear writing style which I very much enjoy and occasionally find myself emulating. I encourage you to read him as well. Anyway, this is an excerpt from his article mocking the NFL draft. As you can see, he writes about much more than football:

The Fallacy of "Balanced" State Budgets: Because this is an election year, many states are campaigning for more federal money, and simultaneously boasting of how, unlike Washington, they nobly "balance" their budgets. Speaking recently on NPR, Governor Ted Strickland of Ohio, whose deficit will be about $1 billion this fiscal year, said his state urgently needed emergency aid from Washington. In the same interview Strickland complained about the federal deficit, declaring, "The federal government needs to become fiscally responsible." This points to a leading fallacy of American politics: the notion that states responsibly have balanced-budget requirements, while the federal government is the cause of all government deficits. Michael Dukakis in 1988, Bill Clinton in 1992 and George W. Bush in 2000 all boasted during their presidential runs that, as governors, they "balanced" their states' budgets. What nonsense! Most state budgets are "balanced" only in the sense that Washington gives large sums to state governments, shifting deficit spending upstream to the federal level.

In fiscal 2007, the federal government handed out $232 billion in routine operating grants to state governments -- a figure that excludes federal payments for Medicaid, a federally imposed but state-administered entitlement, and excludes special federal hurricane aide to Mississippi and Louisiana. The fiscal 2007 federal deficit was $163 billion. That is to say, if the federal government had not rained money on state houses, Washington's books would have shown a surplus rather than a deficit in the latest fiscal year. So the "fiscally responsible" thing for Washington to do would be to stop giving money to the states! Ohio, for example, received $6.2 billion in other-than-Medicaid federal money in fiscal 2007, toward an other-than-Medicaid state budget of about $31 billion. This means about 20 percent of the Buckeye State budget was billed to the federal taxpayer, making it appear Washington was overspending while Columbus was being careful and cautious with money. The same applies to nearly every other state, where only federal gifts make state budgets appear "balanced."

The situation is basically a bookkeeping swindle. Today federal taxes seem excessive, while state taxes seem affordable, because state taxes don't pay the full cost of state government, while federal taxes fund considerably more than the cost of federal government. The bookkeeping switcheroo makes the federal government appear less cost-effective than it actually is, while causing state governments to appear more prudent in their spending than they actually are. For instance, since the early Ronald Reagan presidency, state government employment has been rising while federal government employment has been declining; yet because states bill so much of their costs to Washington, people think the states are cautious about money while Washington is spendthrift. If states simply raised all their own revenue, federal taxes would decline, the federal deficit would vanish, and state taxes would skyrocket. Then voters would be mad at governors while objecting less to Washington.

California projects a $16 billion deficit in fiscal 2009, much worse per capita than New York, with an expected $5 billion fiscal 2009 shortfall, or Arizona, at a projected $2 billion. Yet California has not taxed itself to cover the problem, expecting instead a federal bailout. When times were flush and tax revenues high from 2003 to 2006, California, New York, Arizona and other states now short of money did not save for a rainy day: They spent freely, and now demand that someone else cover the bill. So far, only Maryland has done the manly thing: raising state taxes to pay off its deficit on its own.”