Love him or hate him, Rick Reilly is a master at being just short of clever - as well as writing things that make you laugh (whether you want to or not).
Tom Coughlin just got angry again, Super Bowl Champion or not. And I wouldn't blame him. Someone make a call to Mr. Strahan, perhaps?
This is so gross. This is even grosser:

Madonna, please stop.
And on a slighter less disturbing note, Ed Rendell says what many of those who aren't worshipping "The One" are thinking.