Dear Uncle Sam...

Dear Federal Government: 

Thanks so much for giving me $600 back.  Heaven knows you should not have taken it from me in the first place, but better late than never.  In the meantime, could you please get to work? There are some heavy duty problems around here that really need solving.

Love,

Jersey Matt

PS - Because you suggested I get my stimulus direct deposited, I'm getting screwed out of a great deal on a washer machine at Sears.