News Item: Alicia Keys Claims Vast Conspiracy

In an interview with Blender Magazine, Alicia Keys claims that the feud between Tupac and Biggie was "fueled" by the government and media to "stop another great black leader from existing."  She also believes that gansta' rap is part of efforts to convince African Americans to kill each other.  As if this doesn't reflect Alicia's train of thought well enough, she proudly wears a gold AK-47 pendant around her neck to "symbolize strength, power and killing 'em dead."

A gold AK-47? Dr. King would be so proud!